Line jokes
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Every moon has a silver lining.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"