Line jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"