A project where people get lined up to be changed
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”
Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Whats long and black? The line at popeyes
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
Your forhead is so fucking big, i had to call an Uber to get accros the eyebrowes tillyour hair line.
ik its bad sowy
Your hair line is so back your mom can't cut it
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
