Line jokes
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.