Line jokes

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.