For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
