Line Jokes

(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭

Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.

A project where people get lined up to be changed

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”

Did you hear that story "three lines In the sand?" By dickadraggin

What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A RHYME QUEUE

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line

Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂

Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again

Your hair line is so back your mom can't cut it

why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight🤨