A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Line Jokes
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
