Line jokes
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Memes
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it