Line jokes

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Today there was a line to punch me.

Yeah, that was the punch line.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

S, ss, slalom. A.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!