Line

Line Jokes

Man

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Punchline

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Forehead

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Rapper

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Distance

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Dick

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Television

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Stephen Hawking

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

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