Line jokes
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.