A project where people get lined up to be changed
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”
Your forhead is so fucking big, i had to call an Uber to get accros the eyebrowes tillyour hair line.
ik its bad sowy
Did you hear that story "three lines In the sand?" By dickadraggin
What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Your hair line is so back your mom can't cut it
why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight🤨
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
The average person in 2023 are less strait than the lines my 5th grade P.E. Teacher walked in collage
lillys hair line was so fat that charlene could not find it on roblox
yo hair line is as accurate as my jump shot
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line? The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
I approached her in the checkout line, and said 'yo baby wassup?'
A son asked his mom : why the lines in the LGBTQ community flag are straight ?
Your hair line is like spider man far from forehead
Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
