Line jokes
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Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.