A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”