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Rape Humour is not FUNNY. Like if you agree.

I like my people how I like my tea..

In a bag under water.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult

I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

I like my humor like my people. Well done.

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him

I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."