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All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;