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Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Like, and comment if you're single.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?