Like jokes

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?

They both like oil.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(