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LIKE IT!!!!!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.