Like jokes
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Bunger got me like:
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
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Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.