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The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
I like balls.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.