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The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
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Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Like if you are emo.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
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I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!