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What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
I like moldy food.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
I like penis in my bum!
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.