Why did the moon go to sleep because he was bossy
me: the light wow brighter than my future
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
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once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter."
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician
Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
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Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar
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why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off? they can't stand to see a man have a good time
I turned the light on and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
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me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
