Life jokes
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.