Life jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Life's stupid
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
I am the orphan joke.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
My horrible life.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Louie being born.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!