I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
my love life
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
No Way Home is just the life of an orphan
Submit a joke: my sad ass life
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
