Life jokes
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
My life, haha, so funny!
Conor's life.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Hi, I like food.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.