Life jokes
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Hi, I like food.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"