Life jokes

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Kid: Knock knock!

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents XD

You gonna poop someday.

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

I didn’t orphan never say home.

Because they didn’t have one.

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

This joke is so dark, I need life.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.

You know I wish life was shorter?

I want it over.

Please don't kill [me].

Angus' love life.