Life jokes
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Conor's life.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
My life, haha, so funny!
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Black lives matter.
Please don't kill [me].