Life jokes
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
You gonna poop someday.
Your future.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*