Life

Life jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Orphan

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Money

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

Job

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

Woman

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Orphan

Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

Depression

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!