Life jokes
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Memes
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Your future.
You gonna poop someday.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*