Life jokes
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Oliver Savage's life.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
I went to the store, and yeah...
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do emos do?
Hang.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"