Life jokes

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

Hi, I like food.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

You know I wish life was shorter?

I want it over.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

Black lives matter.