Life jokes
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Moment and I
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Adriano loves life.
Jake Paul's life:
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
The joke is me.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
My life </3 XD :'(