Life jokes
I did have a good [time].
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!