Life jokes
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Adriano loves life.
My life </3 XD :'(
My friend's life.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
The joke is me.
Jake Paul's life:
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Moment and I
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Who's an orphan?
You are.