Life

Life jokes

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."