BLM British Lives Matter.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
my life, ha ha funny
What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate there life even more in 2021
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
I SWEAR I'M THE REAL GWEN! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are litteraly ruining my life right now. And I can literaly not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please please stop.
Dear Kenya love of life thanks for commenting on my jokes and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞! Love u a milion times more!
Sad life goes joke mom
Why is death taken so lightly??? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
sleep and death are alike it just with death you don't wake up
who wants to laugh about life with me
me: am actually happy right now life: lol one sec
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
why can't you fool an aborted baby? because it was not born yesterday.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
