Life jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.