Life jokes
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
I laughed at my life so hard.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Haha, the joke is me.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"