Life jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.