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Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.