Life jokes
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.