Life jokes
How to not exist: Kys.
Me die.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
People love you.
Don't die.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...