Life jokes
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
"Like if u cry everytime."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.