Life jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........