What do u call a pig that dose Karate
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
I laughed at my life so hard
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
My current love life is like a god. Itβs not real
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Bitch!
SHOUT OUT TO ENTITY...WELCOME TO HELL everytime I see your icon I vomit lol get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help...
End everything and your life, steven roca
there's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck one is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have and the second reason is to wack off
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Whatβs the difference between a life and nuclear bomb?
I donβt have a life.
why dont orphans have life 360?
becuase wont track them
