What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
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Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
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i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media
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Why do Dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
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I LICK COWS FOR MY MOTHER
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What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
