Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
I Lick poo for a living... You?
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"