lick my BALLS
Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich
Lick my nut
Knock knock, whos there, Alex, Alex who, la licks your balls
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,"What are you doing?" "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. "Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
how do cats mastrbte? they lick they pusy
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW? Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it
what do get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus i lick a lot of pussy
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
I Lick poo for a living... You?
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger and then licked it. I passed out and now I'm here.
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I'm doing it for practice for your friends.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it's finger-licking good.
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex, Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick
