— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)