this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess. Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican one has papers
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
