What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Lettuce: Tomato, your doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
Say Lettuce And Spell CUP
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.