Salad

ya boi

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

seizure salad

Salad

Zhopan

What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!

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Green

Cheeky_Monkey112

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat brussels!

Number

foot lettuce

number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.

Spell

GiratinaGod1

Say Lettuce And Spell CUP

Ketchup

BadJokeTeller

Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!

Toilet

Anonymous

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

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Mouse

Anonymous

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

French

Anonymous

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D

School

Anonymous

Knock knock (who’s there) lettuce (lettuce who) lettuce out of school early

Ketchup

FoodDude

Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Titanic

Anonymous

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic. ICEBERG

Ketchup

Sorry

Lettuce ketchup

Die

Anonymous

I wanna die

Friend

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

“I don’t want to go on my at home history.” -my friend, anon 2019

Ketchup

Jakeomalfoy

There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup

Puns

Pun123

I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable

Girlfriend

DHS

There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, “whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato.” The girl constantly is saying “lettuce, tomato” and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you’re getting mayonnaise all over me.

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