Brussels jokes
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.