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Salad
8 years ago

What did the salad say to pineapple?

"Lettuce be friends."

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.

    Lettuce pray.

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