Lettuce jokesAdd jokeBestNewestSSalad7 years agoWhat did the salad say to pineapple?"Lettuce be friends."Anonymous8 years agoWhat do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.Anonymous10 years agoWelcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.Lettuce pray.PreviousNext123Salad jokesCrisp jokesNutrition jokesDiet jokesVegetarian jokesFlappy Bird jokesAll categories