What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
What did the lettuce say to the carrot? -Lettuce be friends
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
knock knock lettuce in
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Kaas
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Knock knock (who's there) lettuce (lettuce who) lettuce out of school early
Lettuce ketchup
"I don't want to go on my at home history." -my friend, anon 2019
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato" and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayonnaise all over me.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries
Lettuce: Tomato, your doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
