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Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
Knock knock (who's there) lettuce (lettuce who) lettuce out of school early
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot? -Lettuce be friends
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
Lettuce ketchup
"I don't want to go on my at home history." -my friend, anon 2019
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Kaas
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Lettuce: Tomato, your doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries
