Green

Cheeky_Monkey112

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat brussels!

Friend

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“I don’t want to go on my at home history.” -my friend, anon 2019

Octopus

Billy

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don’t know but man can it pick lettuce.

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French

Anonymous

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D

Ketchup

j;flurjrn.hvuyr7

The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup

Welcome

Anonymous

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.

Lettuce pray.

Salad

ya boi

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

seizure salad

Difference

Jason

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries

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