Lettuce jokes
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Community talk
Hello Leo , or should I say Cat lettuce.
Hi! I'm going to make an introduction My name is CatLettuce but you can call me CL or Lettuce, I don't really care. I am in high school, my pronouns are they/them and I love vocaloid and funny music!
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),