Letter Jokes

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Hello.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.

Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

i can make a word with those \DICK

I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"