Letter jokes
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
abcdefgjiowqdou;rwohieugrhiosrvhionovruohwu.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet, so he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes, but before you go, what are the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies, "I don't know, miss..." The teacher says that he will have to wait.
Later, the boy goes home to his mom who is on the phone. He asks, "What is the first letter in the alphabet?" His mom says, "Oh, shut up!" So the boy goes to his dad who is playing darts and says, "What is the second letter in the alphabet?" His dad says "180!" So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks, "What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?" The sister says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The next day, the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again, so he goes to ask if he can go, and the teacher says, "Yes, but before you go, what are the 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy says, "Oh, shut up!" The teacher is angry about that, so she says, "What is the second one?" "180!" says the boy, and the teacher asks him where he is from, and the boy says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The end.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.