Letter jokes

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.

Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not Z's.

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

o o a a.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

What is mail? Boring.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

I love the letters of the alphabet.

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.