Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
o o a a.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
