Letter jokes
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
o o a a.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.