Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Q. What's a conspiracy theorist's favourite letter? A. Q
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
What is the shortest month of the year? May it only has 3 letters!
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Yo mama so lazy that the only letters she knows are NO.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being Wrangler Karate Sex!
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
