Letter jokes
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".