Letter jokes

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

One day there was a boy who needed the toilet, so he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes, but before you go, what are the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies, "I don't know, miss..." The teacher says that he will have to wait.

Later, the boy goes home to his mom who is on the phone. He asks, "What is the first letter in the alphabet?" His mom says, "Oh, shut up!" So the boy goes to his dad who is playing darts and says, "What is the second letter in the alphabet?" His dad says "180!" So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks, "What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?" The sister says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"

The next day, the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again, so he goes to ask if he can go, and the teacher says, "Yes, but before you go, what are the 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy says, "Oh, shut up!" The teacher is angry about that, so she says, "What is the second one?" "180!" says the boy, and the teacher asks him where he is from, and the boy says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"

The end.

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

The "f" in orphan is for family.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

Nope, nope, and nope.

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

What do we find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W.

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

...

I guess her rubber broke too.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.