Letter jokes
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Wait a damn minute
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Bib C, IIf.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years? The letter M.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.