Letter jokes

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?

There is no F in "orphan".

Exactly.

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

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Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A teapot.

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

The "p" in Africa stands for peace.

Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.