Let

Let jokes

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.

Dad: Would you like to talk about it?

Son: Sure.

Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.

Son: I can't, my butt hurts.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

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    • When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

    (First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

    (Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

    I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

    Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

    Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

    Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

    Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

    When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

    So they can let me down one last time.