Lesbian jokes

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

What's two lesbians in a tent?

A finger hut.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

"See you next month."