Legs Jokes

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why

He had no legs

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...

What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.

What’s got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman

Christopher Reeve’s horse

A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

The man then got plastic prosthetics.

Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.

An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

Korn Kob Kyle??? you know what this means! yikes... #PlugWalk

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.