Legs jokes

A father awaits the birth of his first child.

The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.

What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.