Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
