Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

Whats the difference between a vegetable and a man with no arms and no legs…theres none.

Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?

It was homesick.

You know how Steven is smart which class did he skip? Leg day

What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?


what has 2 legs and is red all over

What’s the difference between a duck? One of it’s legs are both the same!

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

what do you call a fish with no legs?

f_sh have no legs

What do you do with legs

f_sh have no legs



What has to legs and is red all over

Half a cat

What has four legs, and an arm?

A Doberman in a playground

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅

Q.what’s the best way to eat a squirrel up its little legs

What do you call an infant with no legs?


What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human

Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid “OK THANK YOU”. (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben “im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!”

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs… read the title.

what do you call a dog without legs? nothing it won’t come either way.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.