Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe’s footsteps but ther are none
the biggest legend is technoblade
i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
