Legend Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

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Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.