Legend jokes

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

Nessie is dying.

Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."

There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

Now that's a hell of a ghost story!

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.

Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.

ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.

Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.

Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.

These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.