Legend Jokes

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

— What did Micheal Jackson find on his bedsheets

Billies Jeans... He He

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

Nessie is dying

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

In a black and white cartoon, a person pulls a shopping cart full of video games and asks another person "Is that all you're gonna play?" The other person holds a box labeled "My genitals" and replies, "Yes."

Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”

There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

Now that's a hell of a ghost story.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.

Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.

ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.

Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.

Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.

These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!

The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!