People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
