Epic

Epic jokes

Draw

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Memes

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

EpiPen

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

Sex

How do you sex?

With penis!

Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!

Memes

Community

Yo, Mal, just read your prologue, it's epic, one thing is will say if you won't hate me, is the start is quiet sudden. If u imagine climaxing at a of 1 through to 10 you start at about 6 and to go up instead of 1. If you add in a bit we the mc is like walking to her bedroom, and maybe calling her name and not getting a response?

Also what site did u use I got smth I wanna start.

Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo, gettin' low, they playin' limbo Tried to slice me, I went Kimbo, opp hoes get turned to widows He was stretchin' shit for shitshow, now he ridin' in a limo I'm the fiddler on the roof, I'm sendin' fifty out the window I used to work at Five Below but now I keep that fire below Them hearts cold, it ain't melt, Robert Frost, it doesn't explode Them boys suck, to each his own, they tried to slide, epic poem So if it's smoke then let me know.