Epic

Epic jokes

Draw

  • My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

    *draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

    "What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

    EpiPen

  • Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

    Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

    Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

    Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

    Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.

    Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.

    Dad: Epi Pen.

    Sex

  • How do you sex?

    With penis!

    Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!

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  • EpiPen

  • I have an EpiPen.

    My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

    It seemed really important to him that I have it.

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  • Community talk

  • Yo, Mal, just read your prologue, it's epic, one thing is will say if you won't hate me, is the start is quiet sudden. If u imagine climaxing at a of 1 through to 10 you start at about 6 and to go up instead of 1. If you add in a bit we the mc is like walking to her bedroom, and maybe calling her name and not getting a response?

    Also what site did u use I got smth I wanna start.