Epic jokes

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Epic gamer.

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

How do you sex?

With penis!

Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...