Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
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What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
if im ugly at least im not you
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
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