i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
stop hating on pedos at least they drive slow in a school zone smhđ€Ł
say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
At school, Little Johnnyâs classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so itâs very easy to blackmail them by saying, âI know the whole truth.â Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnnyâs mother greets him at home, and he tells her, âI know the whole truth.â His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, âJust donât tell your father.â Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, âI know the whole truth.â The father promptly hands him $40 and says, âPlease donât say a word to your mother.â Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, âI know the whole truth.â The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, âThen come give your Daddy a great big hug!â
Iâm in school lol.
Whatâs an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough....đ„”đ€Ł
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010âs was âJiro Dreams of Sushiâ.
One of the least popular documentaries was âJiroâs Nightmare of Ass-Rapeâ.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie
Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.