Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 đŠ¶ taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
Why can't orphans play baseball, they donât know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: Iâm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iâm a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canât see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donât know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
if im ugly at least im not you
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags âWe have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!â. Trump goes on âSix weeks? Thatâs nothing. I have the best submarines, theyâre underwater fĂŒr at least three months!â. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - âHeil Hitler! We need Diesel.â
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.