Least jokes

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?

Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.