What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Whatâs the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you donât die when you shower.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: âat least your mom came backâ
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
Whatâs the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At lest outlaws are wanted
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
My mom told me ĚYOU SON OF A B!TCH. Ě i told her Ěi may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch Ě. she hated me forever.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.