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Least jokes

Crime

    • What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

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    • Man

    • A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

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    • Least memes

    Contest

    • I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

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    • Brother

    • My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

    At least now I can have his phone he left.

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    • Eye

    • Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

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    • Pirate

    • What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    (People will then say "r")

    Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

    What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

    Dear sir,

    You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

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    • Sticker

    • When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

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    • Cloud

    • At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

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    • Self Harm

    • My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

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