I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.
I love going to church to get closer to god, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What is an orphans least favorite snack?
“Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels”
