Least jokes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

At least Stephen Hawking does something.

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”