One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Least Jokes
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
