Least jokes
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.