Learning jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.