Learning jokes

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"

"Yale."

"And what was your name again?"

"Yackson."

The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Rory Burrows is dyslexic.

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.