Learning jokes

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend. She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

Little Johnny was finishing up his homework when the teacher gave him an assignment for the day. The instructions were simple: compare two objects; we will work on contrast next week.

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."