Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”
As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK BALLS
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home and a school and to dumb to learn
damn the terrorist from csgo really do be learning to fly
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt- they don't know what mummies are
why isn't hilary duff interested in edcaution? A. she said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
