I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
what's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?!... outlaws are wanted :)
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
what animal always breaks the law? a cheetah
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
