Law jokes
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.